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FUCK.

If you’re still reading, you’re ready to learn who’s behind all this Badass Sci Fi malarkey. Kirk E. Hammond is just like you. He loves science fiction and words like malarkey, do-hickey, and rapscallion.

He’s a naughty boy who needs to be punished. That’s why I made him write Halteres; a 500 page, boring-ass POS about some kind of alien planet shaped like a dumbbell. He cried, a lot.

Then I let him write Opposable; probably the nastiest, most hilarious little nugget of Badass Sci Fi to come around in ever. He cried, less. Opposable comes out this summer!

So, check it out, sign up and get Patton’s Sad Tail; the prequel to Opposable, free! Also get email updates and special offers.

Hop on the transport traveling through a living wormhole conducted by an infinite cascade of microscopic black holes caused by vibrating polar microbes. Quantum.

Additionally, if you want to contact me directly, feel free!

Thanks! I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

Until, next time; Yo! Check us out!

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