Opposable- Not So Advanced Review Copy- Paperback

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Opposable- The Halteres Chronicles- Book One

Not-So-Advanced Review Copy

You will receive one of 150 copies in the first print run of Opposable.  Due to the amount of errors in the text, these will never be sold in stores and will exist as the only paperback copies of this particular version of the novel.

Knowing that the issues are being addressed for subsequent print runs; I welcome all feedback- positive, negative, or otherwise.

Please feel free to write a review, share with friends, and give me feedback directly.  A corrected version of Opposable will be available on Kindle, Nook, Apple, and Kobo soon.

Description

THIS A NASTY, NAUGHTY BOOK.  YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

Aliens two billion light years away implanted Sparks in Dr. Vanderbilt’s mind. They search the cosmos for habitable planets.  Once the Sparks rooted, they created Spires granting them instant access to Earth.

The first Spark told Dr. Vanderbilt to document every detail of the messenger’s world.  The second Spark told him to attach opposable thumbs onto his cats.

LISTEN.  THIS IS SERIOUS.

Don’t worry if you have no idea what’s going on, neither does Dr. Vanderbilt.  Can a cadre of misfits knock some sense into him before the aliens attack? I seriously doubt it.

But don’t take my word for it, read the testimonials from those who experienced Opposable firsthand.

“This s**t is better than acid.  Smoaggabole and enjoy.  Best road trip ever.”  Xeno- Veteran of Chemical Warfare

“The guy must be a stockbroker, because he cornered the market on stupid.”  Ashleigh- Lilac Vengeance

“Oh, yeah, Dad’s a dumba**, but Ashleigh’s full mental straitjacket.”  Patton- Extreme Steel Pu**y

“If I didn’t have to save him so he could save me, I’d probably turn his face into a S’more.”  Sho- Brimstone Princess

“Attack!”  Ottak- COPP (Cephalic Otherworldly Psychic Parasite)

Series: The Halteres Chronicles (Book 1)
Paperback: 448 pages
Publisher: Badass Sci Fi, LLC (June 28, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10:
ISBN-13: 978-1-7339871-1-0
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.0 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 1.5 pounds

Additional information

Weight 1.5 lbs
Dimensions 8.5 × 2 × 11.5 in

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