THIS A NASTY, NAUGHTY BOOK. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Aliens two billion light years away implanted Sparks in Dr. Vanderbilt’s mind. They search the cosmos for habitable planets. Once the Sparks rooted, they created Spires granting them instant access to Earth.
The first Spark told Dr. Vanderbilt to document every detail of the messenger’s world. The second Spark told him to attach opposable thumbs onto his cats.
LISTEN. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Don’t worry if you have no idea what’s going on, neither does Dr. Vanderbilt. Can a cadre of misfits knock some sense into him before the aliens attack? I seriously doubt it.
But don’t take my word for it, read the testimonials from those who experienced Opposable firsthand.
“This s**t is better than acid. Smoaggabole and enjoy. Best road trip ever.” Xeno- Veteran of Chemical Warfare
“The guy must be a stockbroker, because he cornered the market on stupid.” Ashleigh- Lilac Vengeance
“Oh, yeah, Dad’s a dumba**, but Ashleigh’s full mental straitjacket.” Patton- Extreme Steel Pu**y
“If I didn’t have to save him so he could save me, I’d probably turn his face into a S’more.” Sho- Brimstone Princess
“Attack!” Ottak- COPP (Cephalic Otherworldly Psychic Parasite)
Series: The Halteres Chronicles (Book 1)
Paperback: 448 pages
Publisher: Badass Sci Fi, LLC (June 28, 2019)
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.0 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 1.5 pounds