TOR-GNAT-O!, FLY-CERATOPS, AND CAT-ASTEROID-OPHE!

Watch the skies, especially during the eclipse (but not without your special eclipse glasses)!

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I know I’m a little behind the curve (Hey, I’ve been working…kind of…on this site.), but I recently started watching the new-ish MST3K.  When I got to Episode 4- Avalanche!, Jonah, Tom Servo, and Crow rattled off a Long List of Stupid-On-Purpose Hybrid B-movie titles to poke fun at movies like Sharknado and Birdemic.

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I had often imagined creating a movie like this, as I’m sure you all have, but the list these guys effortlessly tore off had me in stitches.  Thank you MST3K for giving us…

Snowcano

Triceraquake

Birdaclysm

Gatorlanche

Ghost Orca

Horsetapus

Three-Toed Blitz Sloth

Rainicane

Frog Fog

Pugslide

Gatoricane

Underlanche

Brunchtapus

Narwalrus: Arctic Terror

Blitzcano

Blitzfrog

Crocowasteland

Mastedonennui

Swampnado

Firenadosauraus

Eaglesaurus: American Frightmare!

Tor-NATO

T-Rexsplosion

Clamorrhoids

Frankensnake Riftbeaver Vs. Outer Space Napalmuskrat

Abominable Mega Snow Spiders

Beet Wave

Volcanosaurus Rex

Wooly Clammoth

Dinoseal

Beluga Seal

Rabbitoxicity

Rabbi Rabbit

Pugslide 2: The Puggening

Cesium Storm-odile

Monsoonicane 6000

Monsoonasaurus

Ptarmageddon

Blitztastrophe

Sunfishoscopy

Cancercano

Snaketological Duckopalypse Vs. Protopuffin

Catpuffin

Bluejayquake

Buffalocalypse Volcano Vs. Mole-atron

Snowbeaver Vs. Ultra-Fox

Lemonado

Streptococker Spaniel

Mechaflood Vs. Clone Snake

Swanquake

Moose Moth Vs. Lemming Bear

Mothometer Vs. Planodon

Ponyshark Meets The Tortoistito

Basswasp

Velociwalrus!

El-Niño Bear

Spider-Man: But A Monster Not The Superhero

Roboquake

Beaglebot Vs. Haorsetapus

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Tarantullama

Blitzcanoswordapocalastronaut

Dogclopse II

Volcanosaurus Rex

Blitzcraig

Adobe Flashflood

Fraggle Rockslide

Frankenferret

Rikki Tikki Tarantula

Robo Bonobo

Sharksthesiologist Vs Proctologerbil

Clowntapus

Skunkbucket

Mecha-Shakespeare-icane

Magnatonsil Platopocalypse Vs Clownocerus

Cari-BOO!

Raptor Identity Theft 2016

Wooly Clammoth Vs. Leopardvangelist

Nerdemic

Global Worming

Night of the Were-Dads

Sharkstadon

Rhinoculus

Shrimptologastrophe

Will Feral Cats

Goatswarm

Kangapus Vs. Gull Frog

Mastodonatello

Underwater Kidnaposaurus

Robocowboys Vs. Sickle Squid Anemia

Influenzalanche

Glutenoceros

Mammalsquid Vs. Sandstorm Lionado

Wedgiegeddon

Underground Coyote Prawn Meets The Tsunami Crab Squirrel

Marvelous, just marvelous!  Alright, I’ll keep it short today.

Until next time, do bother me, I’m splicing a book!

Let’s not forget the OGs of Monster Catastrophes!

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The universe planted many ideas in my mind. I pass them off as my own, but know they're stolen. My ideas gain traction, grow, and consume me. I become my ideas. The universe implants the idea of me in my brain. I am stolen.

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