TOR-GNAT-O!, FLY-CERATOPS, AND CAT-ASTEROID-OPHE!
Watch the skies, especially during the eclipse (but not without your special eclipse glasses)!
I know I’m a little behind the curve (Hey, I’ve been working…kind of…on this site.), but I recently started watching the new-ish MST3K. When I got to Episode 4- Avalanche!, Jonah, Tom Servo, and Crow rattled off a Long List of Stupid-On-Purpose Hybrid B-movie titles to poke fun at movies like Sharknado and Birdemic.
I had often imagined creating a movie like this, as I’m sure you all have, but the list these guys effortlessly tore off had me in stitches. Thank you MST3K for giving us…
Snowcano
Triceraquake
Birdaclysm
Gatorlanche
Ghost Orca
Horsetapus
Three-Toed Blitz Sloth
Rainicane
Frog Fog
Pugslide
Gatoricane
Underlanche
Brunchtapus
Narwalrus: Arctic Terror
Blitzcano
Blitzfrog
Crocowasteland
Mastedonennui
Swampnado
Firenadosauraus
Eaglesaurus: American Frightmare!
Tor-NATO
T-Rexsplosion
Clamorrhoids
Frankensnake Riftbeaver Vs. Outer Space Napalmuskrat
Abominable Mega Snow Spiders
Beet Wave
Volcanosaurus Rex
Wooly Clammoth
Dinoseal
Beluga Seal
Rabbitoxicity
Rabbi Rabbit
Pugslide 2: The Puggening
Cesium Storm-odile
Monsoonicane 6000
Monsoonasaurus
Ptarmageddon
Blitztastrophe
Sunfishoscopy
Cancercano
Snaketological Duckopalypse Vs. Protopuffin
Catpuffin
Bluejayquake
Buffalocalypse Volcano Vs. Mole-atron
Snowbeaver Vs. Ultra-Fox
Lemonado
Streptococker Spaniel
Mechaflood Vs. Clone Snake
Swanquake
Moose Moth Vs. Lemming Bear
Mothometer Vs. Planodon
Ponyshark Meets The Tortoistito
Basswasp
Velociwalrus!
El-Niño Bear
Spider-Man: But A Monster Not The Superhero
Roboquake
Beaglebot Vs. Haorsetapus
Shark Heatindexwarning
Tarantullama
Blitzcanoswordapocalastronaut
Dogclopse II
Volcanosaurus Rex
Blitzcraig
Adobe Flashflood
Fraggle Rockslide
Frankenferret
Rikki Tikki Tarantula
Robo Bonobo
Sharksthesiologist Vs Proctologerbil
Clowntapus
Skunkbucket
Mecha-Shakespeare-icane
Magnatonsil Platopocalypse Vs Clownocerus
Cari-BOO!
Raptor Identity Theft 2016
Wooly Clammoth Vs. Leopardvangelist
Nerdemic
Global Worming
Night of the Were-Dads
Sharkstadon
Rhinoculus
Shrimptologastrophe
Will Feral Cats
Goatswarm
Kangapus Vs. Gull Frog
Mastodonatello
Underwater Kidnaposaurus
Robocowboys Vs. Sickle Squid Anemia
Influenzalanche
Glutenoceros
Mammalsquid Vs. Sandstorm Lionado
Wedgiegeddon
Underground Coyote Prawn Meets The Tsunami Crab Squirrel
Marvelous, just marvelous! Alright, I’ll keep it short today.
Until next time, do bother me, I’m splicing a book!
Let’s not forget the OGs of Monster Catastrophes!
Much appreciated!