GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
This my top Badass Sci Fi firearms list. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
-Taken from The United States Marine Corps Rifleman’s Creed and Full Metal Jacket.
I scoured the internet and found dozens of lists. There’s even the IMFDB; The Internet Movie Firearm Database. You can check it out here, but come right back!
Internet Movie Firearm Database
But only my list gives you a sneak peek into some of the hardware used in Opposable!
I’m not going to bore you with details. It’s all on the IMFDB website. I’m just gonna show you some Badass pics and gifs!
Let’s start with a couple movies I recently watched that inspired this post. Both fall into the realm of Badass Sci Fi, both feature Badass hardware, and both guns are called the BFG. Let’s be adults here, they’re both Big Fucking Guns! The BFG achieved legendary status in both the Doom and Quake video game franchises and is widely regarded as the most Badass weapon in video game history.
Deadpool 2- 2018
Bio Force Gun (BFG)
The Auto 9- Custom Beretta 93R
Cobra Assault Cannon
State of the art bang bang!
Ripley’s Custom Pulse Rifle/Grenade Launcher/Flamethrower Combo
Vasquez and Drake’s M56 Smart Gun
The Fifth Element- 1997
Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon
Starship Troopers- 1997
Morita Assault Rifle
Sorry, that one probably shouldn’t have made the list, but there’s nothing better to brighten your day than a Badass decapitation!
Okay, let’s focus.
Mad Max: Fury Road- 2015
Rictus Erectus’ Chain Gun
And to follow through on my promise, after an incriminating amount of research…
Guns Appearing in Opposable- 2019 (?)
FN F2000S Personal Defense Weapon (PDW)
Brugger & Thomet MP9 PDW
Barrett M107A1 50 Cal Sniper Rifle
Magnum Desert Eagle Mark XIX .50 AE
(Chrome & Black)
Beretta PX4 Storm .45 APC Joint Combat Pistol
Springfield XD40 V-10 Ported
Partial disclosure here. Certain individuals, diminutive in either stature or skill, brandish firearms in Opposable. Hardware needed to reflect this to maintain, you know, plausibility. So, I give you a some of the smallest, lightest heat available.
(6.6 oz empty)
Taurus Curve 380 Auto
(13 oz unloaded)
So there you have. Hope got your Badass firearms fix. If not, I pulled one from the archives I’m sure isn’t included on the other lists.
Bad Taste- 1987
(Peter Jackson’s first full length feature film)
RPG-7 Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
Until next time, don’t bother me. I’m counting sheep…parts.
This list is literally badass!! The sheep had me dyin dude!