GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!

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This my top Badass Sci Fi firearms list.  There are many like it, but this one is mine.

-Taken from The United States Marine Corps Rifleman’s Creed and Full Metal Jacket.

I scoured the internet and found dozens of lists.  There’s even the IMFDB; The Internet Movie Firearm Database.  You can check it out here, but come right back!

Internet Movie Firearm Database

But only my list gives you a sneak peek into some of the hardware used in Opposable!

I’m not going to bore you with details.  It’s all on the IMFDB website.  I’m just gonna show you some Badass pics and gifs!

Let’s start with a couple movies I recently watched that inspired this post.  Both fall into the realm of Badass Sci Fi, both feature Badass hardware, and both guns are called the BFG.  Let’s be adults here, they’re both Big Fucking Guns!  The BFG achieved legendary status in both the Doom and Quake video game franchises and is widely regarded as the most Badass weapon in video game history.

 

Deadpool 2- 2018

Cable’s BFG

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Doom- 2005

Bio Force Gun (BFG)

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“Aw, shit.”

 

Robocop- 1987

The Auto 9- Custom Beretta 93R

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Cobra Assault Cannon

State of the art bang bang!

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Aliens- 1986

Ripley’s Custom Pulse Rifle/Grenade Launcher/Flamethrower Combo

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Vasquez and Drake’s M56 Smart Gun

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The Fifth Element- 1997

Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon

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Starship Troopers- 1997

Morita Assault Rifle

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Sorry, that one probably shouldn’t have made the list, but there’s nothing better to brighten your day than a Badass decapitation!

Okay, let’s focus.

 

Mad Max: Fury Road- 2015

Rictus Erectus’ Chain Gun

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And to follow through on my promise, after an incriminating amount of research…

 

Guns Appearing in Opposable- 2019 (?)

Earth Weapons

FN F2000S Personal Defense Weapon (PDW)

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Brugger & Thomet MP9 PDW

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MAC-10

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Barrett M107A1 50 Cal Sniper Rifle

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Magnum Desert Eagle Mark XIX .50 AE

(Chrome & Black)

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Beretta PX4 Storm .45 APC Joint Combat Pistol

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Springfield XD40 V-10 Ported

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Partial disclosure here.  Certain individuals, diminutive in either stature or skill, brandish firearms in Opposable.  Hardware needed to reflect this to maintain, you know, plausibility.  So, I give you a some of the smallest, lightest heat available.

 

Kel-Tec P-32

(6.6 oz empty)

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Taurus Curve 380 Auto

(13 oz unloaded)

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So there you have.  Hope got your Badass firearms fix.  If not, I pulled one from the archives I’m sure isn’t included on the other lists.

 

Bad Taste- 1987

(Peter Jackson’s first full length feature film)

RPG-7 Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher

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Until next time, don’t bother me.  I’m counting sheep…parts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The universe planted many ideas in my mind. I pass them off as my own, but know they're stolen. My ideas gain traction, grow, and consume me. I become my ideas. The universe implants the idea of me in my brain. I am stolen.

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