GIVE YOUR PAIN A PSEUDONYM

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The SCATHE (Self Contained Arca Trochia Hub Engine)- a device actuating the Spire by draining thought energy from favored conscripts (individuals possessing unusually fertile minds).

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In electrical terms, the favored conscripts act as batteries, Arca Trochia provides the circuit, and the SCATHE is the transformer.  When activated, the SCATHE feeds power to the Spire; a mobile wormhole operating through a cascade of microscopic black holes.

The Spire facilitates instantaneous travel between Earth and Halteres; a planet over 250 million light years away.

The SCATHE is basically a little of this…

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A shitload of this…

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And the exact opposite of this…

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Anyway, the SCATHE makes an appearance in Opposable.  Then someone decided to go all MST3K with the concept, calling it something different every time it’s mentioned.

I compiled all the pseudonyms, split them into three categories, and a came up with a little worksheet.  Now you can give your SCATHE a name.  Do it before it’s too late.  It’s fun!

I got Sarcophagus of Amaranthine Wretchedness.

SCATHE PSEUDONYM GENERATOR

Post what you got in the comments!

Until next time, don’t bother me.  I’m SCATHE-ing.

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The universe planted many ideas in my mind. I pass them off as my own, but know they're stolen. My ideas gain traction, grow, and consume me. I become my ideas. The universe implants the idea of me in my brain. I am stolen.

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