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What’s this we bullshit?

Dr. Vanderbilt

This is Kirk E. Hammond. He’s just like you. He loves science fiction, cats, and words like malarkey, do-hickey, and rapscallion.

He was born, raised, lives, and works in Colorado.  His occupation is classified, because if you knew what he did for a living, you’d be very afraid for the future of this country.


This is Dexter; muse, puddle of fur, tyrannical, bi-polar pain in the ass.

Loves to make the other guy work (and cry).

Just like Patton, the character he inspired, he’s missing a fang and has a broken tail.

At least he has good taste in movies. He’s really eyeballing that J & B, because he’s a stinking drunk.

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